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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"

"Two nuns met a exhibitionist. One had a stroke. The other one just watched it."

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"

"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"

"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey."

"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"