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Joke of the Day

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."

"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."

"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"

"Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire."

"Why does everybody hate the grammar nazi He's just trying to make it Reich"

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"

"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."