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Joke of the Day

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."

"What's the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief ~~steals~~ snatches your watch, a pervert watches your snatch. EDIT: I've done fucked it up."

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."

"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"

"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."

"Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence."

"If all foods were packaged like honey they'd all come in these miniature fake human containers which would be weird as hell"

"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."