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Joke of the Day

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"

"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."

"At one time I had majority ownership shares in the UK top BBQ company. Somedays I wish I never sold my stake."

"Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm."

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"[Bethsaida 28 AD] BAKER: Such a huge crowd...I'm gonna sell so many loaves ""Five loaves please"" BAKER: Huh? ""Jesus is here"" BAKER: Sonuva"

"Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers Everyone"

"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."

"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."