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Joke of the Day

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"

"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"

"I'm abandoning Obamacare for Bidencare. Everyone gets a sixer of Natty Light, 2 copies of Hustler from 1978 and a VHS copy of Caddyshack."

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."

"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."

"I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee."