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Joke of the Day

"Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar notes in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band"

"SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy"

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife? I don't know."

"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."

"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."

"So the bus driver said to the string ""Are you a string?"" and the string said ""No I'm afraid not"". (A frayed knot)."

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."

"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."