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Joke of the Day
"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."
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"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."
"Me: let's try to catch snowflakes on our tongues! Wife: but we're inside.?. Me: shhhh, just close your eyes."
"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."
"I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video."
"*says grace before snorting a fat rail of cocaine*"
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"
"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"