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Joke of the Day

"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."

"I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying ""is your dad available?"" So i responded to her by saying ""yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."""

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea."

"French toast I saw on the menu at a small restaurant 10% more French in your toast and I asked the waitress what that meant and she said. ""We swear at it"""

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"

"How is sex like air? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."

"She said I have a face only a mother could love. I said ""that's not very nice, mom."""