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Joke of the Day

"Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything."

"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"

"brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"

"What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes? *Dino-swore.* I'm sorry."

"[first day as homicide detective] Cop: any signs of forced entry? Me: yeah, a bullet somehow forced its way through his face & into his head"