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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything."
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"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."
"When life gets tough, remember this: You were the strongest sperm."
"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."
"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"
"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""