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Joke of the Day

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest"

"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."

"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."

"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""

"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."

"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""

"As a kid, I was always scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile. You wouldn't believe the fillings he gave me."