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Joke of the Day

"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."

"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."

"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."

"Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years' hobo costume to dress up as this year's federal employee."

"Fat people. You can't run, but you can't hide either."

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"

"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"

"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."

"When life gets hard you have to grasp it. When it comes you have to take it on the chin."

"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"