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Joke of the Day
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."
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"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.... Almost all of them replied, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"What caused The Black Death? The police."
"Caffeine is like my psycho girlfriend. As long as we're together everything is great, but if I ignore it for one day, it tries to kill me."
"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"""Going bald? Shave your head and grow a goatee! People will think you're tough, not bald!"" - stupid assholes"
"In England violent sports fans are called hooligans. What are they called in America? Americans."
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."