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Joke of the Day
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
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"If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?"
"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."
"They say physicists like to work with harmonic oscillation because it's the only problem they can solve. That's not exactly true, but it is a good approximation."
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"
"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"