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Joke of the Day
"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."
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"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."
"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"
"I quit my job as a taxi driver... I just can't stand people talking behind my back."
"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
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"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"