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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross hot chicks coming and going, a camera, a guy known for his explosion scenes, and a douche? Possible Transformers sequel."

"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""

"So a termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bartender here?'"

"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."

"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."

"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."

"Guy at door: How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage? Dad: yea sure [yells up to me] son, you live with this guy now!"

"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."