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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"
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"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"
"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."
"How do French mathematicians cover their genitals? With Undeuxwear"
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."
"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."
"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."