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Joke of the Day
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."
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"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"
"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"
"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"