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Joke of the Day

"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."

"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"

"Jokes How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!"

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Stupid people need a CPU upgrade, colorblind people need a GPU upgrade. Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it."