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Joke of the Day

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"Moses parts the Hi-C... ...To save the juice"

"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"

"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""

"Dick::Ebola Your dick is like ebola, you dont have it and no one wants it"

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."

"Raising ones leg and releasing a loud fart is a proper response for any man who doesn't like his wife's tone of voice."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"

"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."