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Joke of the Day

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"

"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""

"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."

"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."

"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"The pope secretly came to my house. He thought it was weird that I had so many Blu-rays still in the shrink wrap. I'll get around to them!"

"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."