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Joke of the Day
"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."
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"How can Peter Pan fly? You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter."
"A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, ""what would you like on it?"" to which he replied,""Make me one with everything""."
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."
"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""
"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."
"Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again"