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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot. Let me in."

"Hey, do you guys remember Sex Ed from High School? He's in jail now."

"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."

"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."

"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"

"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."

"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"