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Joke of the Day
"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."
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"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
"Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers"
"Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me ""take a seat"". I have 14 now."
"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"
"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"
"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"
"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"