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Joke of the Day
"How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon."
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"Sober Irishman"
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
"I ran into my ex today. Long story short, my car is totaled."
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""
"What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan"
"Cop: Know why I stopped you? You didn't, the brakes did. Cop: But do you know why? Cuz I pressed the pedal with my foot? Cop: Get out."