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Joke of the Day

"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."

"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"

"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."

"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."

"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"

"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."