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Joke of the Day
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
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"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"
"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."
"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."
"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors"
"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."
"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""