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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."

"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"

"*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" ""A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"""

"If at first you don't succeed: try management."

"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."

"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."

"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"