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Joke of the Day
"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? ...because he kneaded a poo."
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
"There is nothing worse than running out of toilet paper and having to ask the guy in the next stall to wipe you."
"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."
"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"
"You can't spell ""secret government conspiracies"" without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they're hiding from us"
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."