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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."
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"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."
"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"
"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""
"I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start"
"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"