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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."
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"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"Tried to catch fog the other day... Mist"
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."