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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"

"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."

"How did the Mexican want his sex? Orale, homes!"

"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."

"They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, ""I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."""

"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."

"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."