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Joke of the Day
"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"
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"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""
"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"
"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."
"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... So he gave it to her."
"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"