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Joke of the Day

"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"

"How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"

"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"

"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"

"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."

"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"

"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."