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Joke of the Day
"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."
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"I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction."
"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"
"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."
"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
"Q: How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed? A: Depressed."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."