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Joke of the Day

"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""

"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"

"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it ""absolutely harambe"""

"Mein kampf es su kampf"

"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."