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Joke of the Day

"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""

"I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers."

"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."

"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."

"Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon"

"I ordered the chick on page 3 in the Victoria's Secret catalog... But all they sent me was her underwear."

"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."

"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."

"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"

"My friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I killed his mom with a coconut."