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Joke of the Day

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"

"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""

"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"

"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"

"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it.'"

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"