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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
Next Joke
"Man! It's raining cats and dogs out there! *MEEEW* SPLAT! *AARFF* SPLAT! Did I close my sunroof? SON OF BITCH!"
"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"
"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."
"Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy."
"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"
"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"
"who says homosexuality isn't a decision? i turn women gay all the time."