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Joke of the Day
"Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy."
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"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"
"If you're constantly posting ""loving my life!"" as your Facebook status, you're probably not."
"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."
"What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!"
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
"I saw my friend chopping up onions I couldn't stop crying ever since. Onions was such a good friend of mine."
"with great power comes great electricity bills"