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Joke of the Day
"who says homosexuality isn't a decision? i turn women gay all the time."
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"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"
"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."
"I lost my watch the other day. I'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and SHIPS!"
"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"
"wife: its ruining date night me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner"
"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"