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Joke of the Day
"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"
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"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"A man goes to the zoo The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu"
"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."
"Why are politicians different from prostitutes? With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked."
"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""