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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America."
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"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"Just had a very thorough pat-down by a TSA agent. Now he wants to talk about my feelings, but I'm soooo sleepy."