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Joke of the Day
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
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"Can a cigar box? No, but a tin can."
"Brexit, for France AdiEU"
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""
"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."
"The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed."
"what do you call a retarded person who crapped their pants down in the dump."
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."