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Joke of the Day

"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."

"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...those who count and those who can't."

"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"

"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."

"An oldie for the road This randomly popped into my head at work and as I started saying it, my boss finished it. *Twats* that? I *cunt* hear you. *Tits* okay. I'll *finger* it out later."

"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""

"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"