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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""

"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."

"I have to say to you something... something."

"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"

"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."

"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."