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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"
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"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"
"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."
"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."
"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."
"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."
"A man gives his wife a glass of water and two aspirin His wife says, ""What are these for? I don't have a headache."" The man replies, ""Great! Let's f***!"""