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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"
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"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."
"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."
"A terrorist walks into a Akbar"
"When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray"
"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"
"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."
"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"
"I'm having an increasing fear of New Year songs. Must be Ole Langxiety."