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Joke of the Day

"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"

"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"

"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"

"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"

"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."

"My brain hurts. That means it's getting stronger. Right?"

"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""