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"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"
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"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."
"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""
"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."
"My dad's take on 35 years of marriage. Me: ""Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"" Dad: ""Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."" Mom: ""Awww!"" Dad: ""...Underwater."""
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine"