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Joke of the Day

"As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it."

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars."

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."

"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "

"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"

"To avoid identity theft when I die I want to be shredded."

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"Take my wife, Please!"

"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"