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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of closing out every job interview with ""I was young. I needed the money."""
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"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"There was a pedophile being sought out by the community... Apparently saying ""somebody please think of the children"" was the wrong thing to say."
"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"
"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"
"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"
"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."
"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."