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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."
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"ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"Is this sub Reddit dead? There have barely been any decent posts all year!"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Its ok he worked it out with a pencil"
"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"