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Joke of the Day

"Is this sub Reddit dead? There have barely been any decent posts all year!"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."

"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"

"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."

"What do communists and feminists have in common ... They cannot change anything."

"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"

"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."

"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."