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Joke of the Day
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
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"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"""They are more afraid of you than you are of them."" -people who know even less about me than they do about bears"
"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."
"My coworker loses her keycard so much she just legally changed her name to Guest Badge."
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"