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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."
"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Because you're special."
"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to walk away fast so people wouldn't think she was with me."
"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""
"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"