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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Because you're special."
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"How did the Jew get a free cab ride? He blew the shofar."
"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."
"The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward."
"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away."
"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."