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Joke of the Day
"Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock."
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"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."
"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."
"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."
"Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator."
"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"
"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"
"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"